“If you leave her, make sure she’s not the love of your life. Otherwise you will meet her one day, on an autumn street, yellow leaves blowing about her, her arms full of her child and a happy marriage. And she will as you expectantly, her eyes gleaming, hoping you found happiness too, “What did you trade me for?” And you will not be able to answer. Because all you traded true love in for is empty hands and a half full life.”
— Nikita Gill
Florina Kendrick, Monica Bellucci, and Michaela Bercu behind the scenes of Dracula directed by Francis Ford Coppola, 1992
when she starts getting too into using the cat filter on snapchat
“I’d give anything just for you to look at me the way you used too.”
— B.L letters I never sent (via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
hi friends!! i work for a retail store and i run our instagram and i would ADORE YOU FOREVER if you followed it!!!
it’s called doubleplatinumempowerment - we’re trying to promote curvy women :’)
it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!
like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:
doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed
what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever
people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what
they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly
they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves
they all sang songs
they all drew pictures
they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests
they fell in love
they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them
they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole
Oh I like him he looks like he would appreciate my jokes
This dude would have great stories at a get-together and would bring some really great homemade dip.
I feel like he really digs Lo-Fi Music
This guy was sculpted by Alfons and Adrie Kennis, and their Neanderthal reconstructions are all delightful.
I love the kid in the last picture a lot- they look like a kid, just a little kid who’s done some mischief and is trying not to laugh about it.
I also adore their Lucy- they’ve struck a wonderful balance between the falling angel and the rising ape.
And their Turkana boy- there’s something precious and wistful in those eyes.
But my favorite has got to be their reconstruction of H. floresiensis.
Just look at her. That’s a face of someone who’s lived and seen a lot, but also a face that’s known love and joy and laughter. That’s a face with a soul.
enough demonic possession films where the demon possesses a woman’s body and does weird creepy “erotic” shit w it more demonic possession films where the demon and the host are basically just the protagonists in a buddy comedy movie
incredibly bold of you to pretend there was nothing erotic about these two
Best pirate ive ever seen…
I am living for this meme
“they’re burning all the witches”
And there it is
Wow
And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt.
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.
me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
I mean….sure
i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde
i am SCREAMING
When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric
