me @ work

I’m a sunflower, a little funny  If I were a rose, maybe you’d pick me  But I know you don’t have a clue  This sunflower’s waiting for you  Waiting for you.

the tv man: the following program may contain content not suitable for all audiences. viewer discretion is advised 

me, 8 years old, up past my bed time: >:)

*cowboy vlogger voice* and if ya fancy, hit that there like button. and hell, while yer here, give that subscribe button a click too

Me: Hi

Bisexual character written by a straight person: Oh! I don’t like labels. I don’t like to pick sides. I just like people. I like to shop at two different grocery stores. I like to eat at Burger King and McDonalds, if you know what I mean. Let’s just say I wear two different socks. I prefer ketchup AND mustard on my hamburgers. I’m just gonna say that I own two different pairs of underwear. I don’t want to be like one of those people, but how about I just say that I like to drink my coffee from two different mugs?

Bi person irl:

biderman

rebloging for Bi-der man

me talking about myself: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:04 me talking about my boy™: ▶ 🔘──────── 3:32:21

ok watching a girl undress for you is the hottest shit alive you can’t tell me otherwise

i … rlly love brown eyes ….. so warm.… .. 

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

OMG guys this is the town I live in wtffff 😂

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