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every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again”

i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are

This is the realest shit I ever read.

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‘Bowlin’ Brunettes'…more like ‘Ballin Brunettes’ with the Win tonight!🎳🏆 #Team4 @ChristenPress @laurenholiday12 @CarliLloyd @alexmorgan13

omfg kyle 

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friend: what do u want for ur birthday
me [external]: oh haha u don't have to get me anything!!!!!!
me [internal]: iced tea imported from England, lifeguards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine
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