Elegant Humor

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK

compliments from the babe <3

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

This speaks to me on so many levels

when you think you did well in a test but you actually failed

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

In the drive thru and your parents are like

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

"you look tired, are you???"  "no, im just ugly"

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

are you raven symone

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]

OMG ELLEN