Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence
How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.
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Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence
How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
<3 IT’S TIME <3
guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!
theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all
this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN
i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that
I only made it halfway through.
She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think
This is really painful to watch.
ancient aliens by lemon demon
here’s the worlds tiniest violin for sad rich brits: 🎻
to join my absolutely microscopic F on the world’s most miniscule keyboard like on god I know this sucks for everyone but it’s nice to see the rich go down with the ship for once as well
May I join in with my instrument? I play the guillotine. I play it very sharp.
Poshies eat the finest foods while the poor go hungry
To give more details on this, because I have been following it - in the last UK lockdown resulting in school closures, families entitled to free lunches were given 30 pound vouchers for each child for every two weeks. In this lockdown private companies were contracted with approx the same 30 pound per child budget and the results were the above.
The reason the vouchers - which has restriction placed on them that prevented their use on age restricted items - were allegedly used to buy tobacco and alcohol. Which was not possible.
Anyway after much uproar at from a combination of people who fight against child poverty, people who believe in food safety, people who don’t like the misuse of public funding - the vouchers have been reinstated!
Where`s the rest of the money?
“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”
Comics/text by Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram
Can you believe good omens (2019) gave us a real “i identify as morosexual. (already taking shirt off) aziraphale you’re so fucking stupid” moment. That blink in the second gif where he goes from genuinely surprised/baffled to amazed and clearly FEELING things is perfection. And what’s more this is within MINUTES of their first meeting and it takes 6000 years for his favourite dumbass to realise he feels the same (which just makes him more attractive to crowley cause you know, morosexual and all).
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
Tom Riddle found out about guns
And every night before a deadline I swear “next time I’ll start earlier!!”
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The four horsemen of the apocalypse
This is an amazing idea and gifset. I love it.
But I’d also reorder it slightly.
War, yes, War suits Gryffindor well. Fighting and dying for beliefs; fighting and dying for nothing; drafted into bloodshed and fire by bravery or chivalry or neither. Some take joy in this; some are burdened beyond repair. There was a cause, somewhere; there was good, somewhere; there was a reason for all this, somewhere. Oh, you’d have to be brave to live through this. Red and gold. Gold like armor and glory; red like blood and reality.
But Famine and Hufflepuff? No. Famine is Ravenclaw, ever-hungry for knowledge, constantly starving for more and more and more, almost feral for fulfillment. Where is the wisdom in the world? The truth? Nothing is true; nothing is enough; all there is to devour is worthless scraps. Blue and bronze. Bronze like a set of scales tipping and found wanting; blue like the infinite that never satisfies… never gives the answers.
Thus Pestilence is not Ravenclaw. Pestilence is Slytherin, sick with clever plans and cunning potential and corrupting desire. Ambition spreads like a sickness, a plague of greed and an illness to the soul. Maybe some might call it cruel, but here among friends it’s simple cunning at work. Green and silver. Silver like the sheen of glazed eyes; green like the complexion of infection.
And so Death is not Slytherin. Death is Hufflepuff. It is a hard work; it is a work that is never done. But someone must do it, and do it fairly - do it justly - do it well… perhaps even kindly. Everyone is equal here - in the end - a bunch of duffers. Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot… And treat them just the same.” Yellow and black. Black like loss of sight as the air leaves your lungs; yellow like the flowers that’ll grow over your grave.
Came for the gifset, stayed for the addition above