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Journal Entry; 13 May 2017 (via thoughts-into-ink)

cause of death: this tweet

for those who cant read it: 

every terror attack on U.S. soil since 9/11 has been carried out by U.S. citizens or legal residents, not by visa holders or refugees

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

All parallel universe versions of people are connected by a singular moment in their lives in which they all make the same choice. One day you wake up to find yourself surrounded by parallel versions of yourself all angry that you didn’t make the same choice.

Romantic things: you buy me weed.

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

yeah let’s just fuck up the entire ecosystem because i’m uncomfortable with the fact that nature doesn’t conform to my world-views.

I like how they dont even understand that predators are for keeping herbavores in control if their populations get out of control say goodbye to your precious foliage and grass everywhere. And when there’s no food? They all die of starvation congrats. Still suffer. They have no idea how nature actually works

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

(you can date the evolution of all language generationally through mothers talking to their children; every major phase and form of language can be traced to women)