Beep Beep Sheep

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

i'll be openly hornier on here if it pisses off losers. like i try to stay palatable and for what

it's fuck your mutuals friday. who cares

we're going through all this just so some mfs can have super-yachts

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

You cannot say "ACAB" and then yell at other queer people for being the wrong kind of queer

Talking about someone who uses multiple pronouns is so fun because if you use all of them you get a Tony Hawk Pro Skater combo

you people would (and do) freak the fuck out if you found out (when you find out) queer "found family" dynamics tend to involve like half of those people fucking each other. often as part of the dynamic. and those family dynamics are as real and potent as blood, but function differently. and the nuclear family language can be applied to queer family dynamics in ways that are not orthodox and not metaphorical, but unorthodox to nuclear family and earnest. lesbian leatherfamily be upon ye

Apparently neopets not only managed to ditch the NFT bros, but with the closure of the Jumpstart brand weeks ago, neopets is now completely independent for the first time since the early 2000′s, got millions in a new investment deal and are currently installing a flash simulator so that all their games and animations work again.

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

some of you are so fucking weird about fat people. godspeed.

you find the non skinny man not sexually appealing and find the idea of him being sexual repulsive or hilarious? revolutionary. do you want a medal? should we call the presses?

i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

on indeed dot com like do you have jobs where i wont want to kill myself