A new poll found that most Americans have a higher opinion of Darth Vader than of any potential 2016 candidate. In fact, things are looking so good for Vader that he’s decided to run for president. He’s even released a few campaign slogans.
Adam Lupton 1; 20 More One Mores
There’s nothing like it. The anxiety that builds up and how your heart feels so full of air. The nervous pressure of wanting to rip everything off of them but trying not to hurt them or have their clothes catch on anything. Wanting to be gentle enough to make them antsy while trying not to be...
when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
i cant believe how true this is
People have been inventing stupid shit since the dawn of time. Here are 13 products from the past 50 years that failed to take off for obvious reasons.
Finish reading 13 WTF Products The World Just Wasn’t Ready For
guys
abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy
HOLY SHIT
BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy
I don’t see it… I think Bill Nye looks more like Peter Capaldi, but even then.
exactly
Never again.
tight
me avoiding your fuckass shit
Me: “You wanna try this tea?”
Roomate: “(name of guy she hates because she believes what people say) sells it.”
Me: *gives her a so? look* “What’s that got to do with anything?”
Roomate: *looks at me like im the dumbass* “Well….I…just no, I dont want to try it.”
Times like this truely makes me wonder how most of my shop thinks im the dumb bitch.
Miles-Johnston ~ ”Mindfuck”, 2012
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