I had the fortune to get an extra set of signed copies of my favorite trilogy, but since I have my own I want to give it to one of you!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

For full guidelines of the giveaway, click here.

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

now here's a 'trying to sing' meme

we’ve discussed it a lot, so here a (presumably)singing meme

drop a number in my ask and i’ll try to perform (with or without help of instruments available to me) a song (or a part of it)

let’s make it fun for all of us,

and don’t have much expectations.

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

me during classes

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year. This class is hard And he likes Spongebob So like Help a person out

                          t h e   m o c k i n g j a y   l i v e s

And what is this display now? As amusing as you are —

this is as close to Malcolm Tucker as we are ever likely to get

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Happy Birthday Hermione!

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

Love this promotional work for Science World.

THE MOSQUITO THING EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.