what the fuck

are you kidding me

i hate conservative christians so much

Why is everyone who has the last name Abott actual trash

i hate christians lol

TEXAS FRIENDS: if this happens to you you need to call two organizations. THE FBI: Tell them that a government official is acting in defiance of the constitution. THE ACLU: They will give you the attorneys and legal backing necessary to get a marriage license. This is entirely unconstitutional and unenforceable. Know your options.

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Signal boosting this cause this is incredibly important

Yup.

This is entirely illegal and unconstitutional. Obviously it’s designed to be a terrorizing act rather than a true law, but unless people push back it will work and set a dangerous precident.

when random porn blogs just keep following you

since I made this no porn blogs been following me and I love every second of it.

FUCK YOU PORN BLOGS

Just please leave me alone

Oh god please tell me this works

I’ll try anything at this point

PLEASE, PLEASE Reblog if You're a Roleplayer That Believes Mun and Muse are Two Separate People.

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

Determination.

Pretty much.

if i ever misgender you:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

I love how the guy duct taped to the ceiling is STILL playing Counterstrike

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LOOK SO AMAZING

OH. MY. GOD.

It’s… it’s beautiful…

Pizza flavoured cake…IT’S REAL :D

Oh my god…

REBLOG TO MOVE THE PAYLOAD

Because nobody else will fuckin do it.

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot