ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless
this is SO REAL i’ve been saying this
i’m just saying, the substances scene in gotham would be unlike anything else . a fucking minefield. joker gas weed
smokin on the shit that made harvey dent
Very annoy when this happens
*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is
*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left
Ahead of their time
what if we... fell in love... and it worked out... wow
these bitches really get it huh
me: logs into my google account
google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???
i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
im screaming into my pillow
*brings this to a friend who doesnt own a cat’s house and sticks it under the doorframe while they’re in the bathroom*
I’m high as fuck and I thought there was a whole cat in there
Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.
That last comment
Soup is so crazy its like hot water but its got stuff goin on