(gentle, calm purring)
(incoherent heavy breathing followed by just some Crazy licking to taste that shit)
(purring, again, but a little bit more curious this time)
@bisexualstevierogers / bisexualstevierogers.tumblr.com
(purring, again, but a little bit more curious this time)
same energy:
2019-05-04
Hang onto your hats, color lovers, b/c artist Jane Gottlieb’s house is a color lover’s dream!
Coming in from the pool, the house greets you with yellow, shocking pink, and orange.
Check out the purple living room with a green fireplace.
Purple & turquoise dining room.
In the art studio, every wall is a different color.
Just wow. Look at this family room.
Even the stairs are incredible.
Not only is the room spectacular, but so is the ceiling.
The most subdued, tranquil room in the home is the bathroom. What a fantastic house.
Birds of Prey: Black Canary, Harley Quinn, and the Huntress | covers by Tula Lotay
(WOOOO another one lost in my drafts! Isaac baby I MISS you)
this literally made me cry wtf
Anastasia (1997) dir. Don Bluth and Gary Goldman
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
Well, which one is it going to be?
And so it begins
having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback I’ve been looking for
I’m gonna slide on that slippery floor all the way from Holt’s office to the elevator
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi
my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”
and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”
and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"
There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell
also hi yes I'm still alive 💖 hopefully at some point I'll get back in a good writing schedule again, I've just been so busy with college and my little jewelry business that I never seem to have the energy to write 😭
the fact that I don't have a cute nerdy bf or gf is so rude