This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

Amen.

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!” 

analog electronics are obviously less efficient and usually clunky but they have a quality to them that i really love. theres a good brian eno quote on it

This one?

Eating fruit is okay

source?

this

He’s here…

gabriel lost then won twice

I kind of want to watch this episode now

He works at Chipotle to help support his parents and Gordon also said he would help with that too

okay that is too much. im weeping all over myself. 

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

this is honest to fucking christ the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life and its cut off because im wholly convinced that viewing the entirety of this image will kill the people that view it instantly. i will pay real money to have someone hit me in the head so hard that this memory of encountering this abomination of an ink creation disappears permanently from my own temporal lobe, badfellow tattoos turn on your location because i want to engage in an old fashioned duel to the death

ha ha hey it’s pickle rick!!

I made the mistake of looking at it and now I want to die. Here it is if anyone wants to see it! https://imgur.com/a/PoagR#PTU679Q

Hm… I hate this

Can’t Forget the Classics 🦇

Cool, but filing under: Nightmare Fuel

Nah, this is what my good dreams look like~

This is kind of my current aesthetic?