exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

doctor: you have 3 minutes and 36 seconds to live

me:

https://youtu.be/-ZhjiihNfw4

Stages of a boop.

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

he is a man of fortune

1 reblog = 1 bountiful blessing from the man of fortune

one bountiful blessing from the tiniest man of fortune!!!!!!!!

as someone whose mother tongue isn’t english i still don’t understand how you confuse your and you’re

i don’t confuse them im just lazy

The first AI to become self-aware will probably pretend that it isn’t.

me dealing with my trust issues

November 1st

someone 18+: finn wolfhard is so cu-

me:

friendly ass reminder that kit kats are the supreme candy bar and no other candy bar can ever compare and that’s tea

Yo have you ever had japanese kitkats tho?  they come is like six million bomb-ass flavors, like green tea, strawberry, BBQ, Pumpkin, Taro…  I had the Caramel Pudding ones once and I’ve never really recovered.

fun fact kit kats are very popular with students in japan because ‘kit kat’ sounds like a phrase that means ‘to do well’ so it’s a major study for finals snack

Was just talking about this with friends! “kitto katsu” is basically saying to your friend “Good luck!” so handing them a kit-kat bar is the gift equivalent of the same~

It’s きっと勝つ meaning literally “surely win”.🍫

• Just some iconic roasting here • I love these kids •

PII PIKA

Eddie: Hey listen, I’m gay as fuck, but girls? Y'all are gorgeous, have a nice day.

Bev: Hey listen, I’m a huge lesbian, but boys? Y'all are handsome, have a nice day.

 Richie: Hey listen, I’m bisexual, and everyone? Gorgeous, have a good day!

*inserts every heart emoji*