just grab a hold of my hand,

Happy April 8th to those who celebrate💙

calling trans people "forever patients" or w/e says a lot about how transphobes view disabled people as well, like yeah some people need medical intervention to live or to not kill themselves and sometimes they will need that care for the rest of their lives, sorry i guess

Amazing forced perspective mosaic siding.

Photo via Jamie's Garden Shop

It's all fun and games until a coyote chasing a roadrunner slams into it face-first.

think about the money that went into serving me every single one of these ads. all for nothing. love wins

witenry on IG, 2019-06-01

Stop saying boys will be boys when they violate a women. That is very demeaning and has to stop.

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.

“its like dumpster diving but you take it before they throw it out”

A+ contribution.

Snake…

MGS Heritage Post

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

Trust science, not corporate shills.

Australians are so fucking smugly proud of the fact that we fucked up an entire continent with a million billion invasive species to make it more like England and now we think lamb and beef are the pinnacles of Australian identity. probably quite fittingly.

one of our fucking proposed national anthems (waltzing maltilda) is about a guy stealing sheep!! joke of a fucking colonial project. literally just mining, brutal land clearing, deforestation and invasive livestock.

If you think about it earthquakes are tectonic plates frotting and the lava coming out of the volcanos is cum

my husband says that lava has been around before cum so actually cum is lava

if you think about it our dicks frotting are kind of like tectonic plates and

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

Ooh, invisible bird glitch. That's a rare one, also known to happen to owls.