i’m thinking of what sarah said
- death cab for cutie, “what sarah said” (via gealach-duille)
Steals all of your shirts and never gives them back.
“– They might be a lil bit too big on you, bumbleBee. Planning on wearing ‘em as dresses?”
a GRIN snapped across his features, running from the kitchen and sliding across the hallway ( his socks were good for this ) and screeching to a HALT before teddy. looking up at the drenched giant BOYFRIEND, his lip could only stay under the bite of his teeth for SO long. laughter was imminent.
❝ about that umbrella – is it bad to say i told you so? ❞
For a split second, Teddy was worried he’d have to stop the smaller male from slamming into the wall next to the door. The hulking male snorted, and simply proceeded to shake out his hair again.
“-- Yep. Absolutely horrible. You should be saying ‘oh, Teddy, you’re absolutely drenched! Here, let me get you a towel so you don’t catch cold and die.’ Frankly, I’m offended you care so little about my health. I’m filing for a divorce.”
“-- Honey, I’m home!”
He called out into the townhouse he shared with the other male, toeing off his boots at the door. A huff followed his words as he shook the water out of his hair, sending a disgusted look at the window where it continued to pour down rain outside.
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well why don’t you just cry about it teddy
I DIDN’T GET KIDNAPPED BY MOTHER FOR THIS SHIT, STRANGE I WANT MY FIANCE BACK
how DAR EYOU ATTACK ME IN SUCH A WAY I DIDN'T DO SHIT
i don’t care if you’re training him in magici am lonely and i want to be with my beloved
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HONESTLY I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT AND I'M JUST FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW
look strangei want my fiancé back
i know you guys totally wanna hit teddy up on kik am i right
Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever
just want a fuck you’re my student but you’re so hot and i can’t focus in class cause you’re so distracting so i’m gonna ask you to stay behind to talk about your “grades” but in reality imma run my hand along your thigh and fuck you on my desk
@god when will my fiancé return from the war
We’re fanboys, aren’t we? So, we collect them all.
Face Claim?
The FC I use for Teddy on this blog is Benjamin Stone!
“-- Sorry, was helping out in Sokovia mandatory for becoming an Avenger? Because I was kind of a little bit busy with some Skrull-Kree nonsense.”
*inhales sharply* c’mere mcu people i wanna develop mcu teddy