@thecronezone / thecronezone.tumblr.com
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"
Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."
perhaps a mysterious stranger (in your house right now!) petted my tail wet hands style.
Perhaps it's snot from my brother cat's perpetually runny nose because he rests his head on my tail when we sleep in the chair together.
her armpits would NOT be clean shaven
If you don't accidentally stab a finger when you're sewing are you even trying?
@emmaklee it's the truth. Pretty much everything I make contains a tiny blood sacrifice. I occasionally find dots of blood on a pattern, even. Sewing is a dangerous business.
Green Mossy World - somewhere in the Olympic Range, WA [OC] [4032 x 3024] - Author: GlitteringLlama on reddit
People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like
COLORS OF BALDUR'S GATE 3
Linn Meyers（American, b.1968）
last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
That was the real bill and ted
Rob Evans (American, b. 1959, Boston, MA USA, based based Kensington, MD, USA and Wrightsville, PA, USA) - Two Maples, 1985, Mixed Media on Paper, Collection of the Artist
Something I wish a lot of people understood is that just because I mention wanting to do something completely doable doesn't mean it's going to happen. Not to speak for us all, but I've got ADHD. I'm almost entirely made up of "I'm gonna"s and "we should"s and "it would be so fun to"s and "one day"s and almost all of it means absolutely nothing.
Wanna know why?
Because when your to-do queue is 700 items deep and you add five new things to it each day, according to priority, almost all of it is never going to happen, even if you would really like it to. There's just not enough time in the world.
So!! If you're friends or lovers with someone like me and you keep wondering if that thing they said is ever going to happen, please ask them.
Because, personally, there is a good chance that if I suggested something would be fun to do with a friend and then didn't follow up on it within the week, I didn't know you were actually that interested, and/or completely forgot about it, and/or it got swallowed by the higher priority to-do items in the queue. If you ask me about it and say you really wanted to do that, your personal investment is going to make that item jump the queue by like 95%
Sincerely, a guy with so much ADHD
A day in the forest. Värmland, Sweden (March 21, 2024).
Scotland is the best thing to have ever happened (ty for the reblogs/likes holy heck ima jus bein silly lil bean :3)
(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn
