security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

Likewise, asexuals can smell into the future. Dinner will be delicious.

Season 10 DVD coverart

I actually like this piece! Yay!

((Except that part where my brain says Dean has Sam’s hair.))

((Yeah, sexy.))

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

is this Drake?

if god wanted me to leave this bed he wouldn’t have made it so comfortable

femme-fairy

Hahahaha fancy footwork!

Turn on the sound.

TURN ON THE SOUND

ME

omg my whole life right here.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.

did i talk shit? absolutely.

i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

You know you’re attached to someone when you’ve gotten so used to talking to them on a daily basis and they’ve become a part of your happiness. But when you guys don’t talk, it’s like a part of you is gone and you just start to miss them uncontrollably.

the look of a champion

This Domesticated Baby Red Fox Is The Sleepiest Pet Ever

It’s not even red

Fun fact: red fox is the breed and not referring to the colour of the fox, though red is one of the more common colours. Other fur colours include , grey, platinum, samson, amber, black/brown and the cross fur pattern caused by a genetic mutation.