Wild Ramblings

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

Hell yeah I'd love a future with more money

This is so true

just learned about the granulated sea star . . .

dont talk to me

Hey, I'm gonna be that guy

So sea stars are echinoderms

Which means that they have a dermal skeleton of tiny plates basically infused throughout their skin

And while this lil guy looks like he gives the squish

His connective tissues are capable of becoming incredibly rigid, and so he's quite tough to the touch

So unless your various orifices are in need of a good sand blasting, I'd say ol Romeo here isn't exactly body safe

But I love the enthusiasm

bold of you to assume there'd be no takers for the hyper-exfoliating five-dicked sea dildo here on the i'm gonna fuck that poisonous rock website

Hi. Local friendly family doctor here with some free medical advice. Don't fuck the starfish. Do NOT.

Only on Tumblr do we have to specify that the starfish is not fuckable, no matter how much you want to, this means you.

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

top tier comedy

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

bold of you to assume im not

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

birdy.., !’

Yep that's what it's like

yeah i've been enjoying the fallout show

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys