It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.
Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.
I drew cats from stardew valley :D
kofi | commissions | instagram
my man is just along for the ride huh?
Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram
Sorry not sorry
My name is Valkyrie Exodus Genesis Chicago and i have short wispy grey hair (that’s how I got my name) with grey streaks and grey tips that reaches my shoulder and wise old eyes like swagful stones
I need a little help here
me decoding and reading the message
Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)
Somebody get Garrus a fish gun, stat.
fucking adhd. I have to run a con on my own brain to get anything done.
I'm staging everything I'll need to do paperwork and a stressful phone call, real sneaky-like so as not to alert my brain to the plan. Going into the kitchen for coffee and casually turning on my computer as I pass. Telling myself I'm just picking up these papers so I don't step on them. Planting my favorite pen in a strategic position.
Later, I'll subtly imply that completing this task is quick, it's easy, and it's free. And then I'll see everything laid out and think "well, surely a little 5-minute trial run won't hurt, and of course I can stop if I want to." and that's when the bear traps will be activated.
and maybe you're thinking nobody would fall for that but lemme tell ya: I know the mark and he's a real goober. you can trick him into taking pills just by placing them on top of a package of mint oreos. he doesn't even question it, just finds the pills on his way to the cookies and goes "sure, why not?"
Diagrams are helpful to me
If its more than one of these, vote the one that was strongest and/or lasted the longest.
I wanted to be a marine illustrator !! Like for textbooks n stuff
THE LAST DAY GUYS
Every April 30th, like clockwork.
At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.
Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!
more adhd things
Thank you tumblr for being a real one. Twitter is diagnosing me with dementia
absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
