you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

It’s so fucked up that someone who works 8 hours per day should feel guilty for spending / can’t afford to spend 10$ that day on a drink and snack

thanks for following me, let’s start arranging the marriage

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

stop your addiction to being right

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

SOURCE??????

@Drake where are you, I need you

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

Hello, Tumblr peeps! I’m here!! Ask away…  

i would take a bullet for you britney

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles

most people on this site just want followers. me? i want followers and millions of dollars in cash money

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

this one did u see it

did u see this

*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle