Why aren’t we talking about this??

Why haven’t I ever heard this??

I’ve never even seen this!!! What vault has this been kept in?

Omggggg ZACHARY LEVI SING CRY ME A RIVER

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

Lost it at Malfoy

Miley’s unreleased song of Nightmare (x)

I can’t stop listening to this shit, it makes me want to throw on some fucking leather pants, take some ecstasy, and shine lasers in my eyes and make out with The Killers and Zedd at the same time while Miley fucks me in the ass with a crystal dildo.

This is honestly the best song I have heard since like 2000 good fuckn B YE

GUYS

Harry Potter was born in 1980. His 7th year was in 1997 (conveniently the year JK Rowling started writing the series). 19 years after 1997 is 2016. The year when Albus Severus Potter first goes to Hogwarts.

Albus has an older brother - James. Who goes to Hogwarts for the first time 1 year before him.

Harry Potter’s first child is going to Hogwarts this September, pass it on

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Stephen Singing Chicken Fried in New Orleans (full video)

*warning video poster changes angle at 16 sec mark to horizontal* 

Monday is coming.

#flirty friday

Do NOT See Pixels

Not only is Pixels stupid, crude, and another complete cash-grab by Hollywood, it is downright sexist. One of the villains beamed down is the heroine from Dojo Quest, but in human form instead of the other characters like Donkey Kong or Pac Man (big and pixelated). She is used only as sex appeal (and one of the ONLY female characters in the entire movie) until one of the characters who sexually obsessed over her as a teenager gets to keep her as a LITERAL TROPHY at the end of the movie. Don’t let this movie be successful. Please do not go and see this movie, even ironically. 

INSTEAD YOU SHOULD WATCH THE MOVIEBOB REVIEW ON YOUTUBE, BECAUSE THEN YOU’LL KNOW HOW SHIT IT IS WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF MOVIEBOB’S HILARIOUS INSULTS

Had to attach the video because you have to see this it’s too excellent and so worth your time.

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO PLEASE

insp

what the fuck is even going on anymore

I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but slowly revealed itself to be the opposite. We unpeeled the layers of corruption within the government, we saw cruelty against minorities grow in the past decades, and had media attack us and had teachers tell us that we ‘must not tell lies’. We got angry and frustrated and, like Harry, Ron and Hermione, had to think of a way to fight back. And them winning? That would have been enough to give us hope and leave us satisfied.

But instead. There was skip scene. And suddenly they were all over 30 and happy with their 2.5 children.

And the Millennials were left flailing in the dust.

Because while we recognised and empathised with everything up to that point. But seeing the Golden Trio financially stable and content and married? That was not something our generation could recognise. Because we have no idea if we’re ever going to be able to reach that stage. Not with the world we’re living in right now.

Having Harry, Ron and Hermione stare off into the distance after the battle and wonder about what the future might be would have stuck with us. Hell, have them move into a shitty flat together and try and sort out their lives would have. Have them with screaming nightmares and failed relationships and trying to get jobs in a society that’s falling apart would have. Have them still trying to fix things in that society would have. Because we known Voldemort was just a symptom of the disease of prejudice the Wizarding World.

But don’t push us off with an ‘all was well’. In a world about magic, JK Rowling finally broke our suspension of disbelief by having them all hit middle-class and middle-age contentment and expecting a fanbase of teenagers to accept it.

Also. Since when was ‘don’t worry kids, you’re going to turn out just like your parents’ ever a happy ending? Does our generation even recognise marriage and money and jobs as the fulfillment of life anymore? Does our generation even recognise the Epilogue’s Golden Trio anymore?

#i think this one of the reasons why the james/lily/albus naming theme bothered me #because there’s a sense of going in a circle rather than pressing forward #the only way the wizarding world will survive if it changes dramatically from this point #having the station seem exactly the same #right down to the names being thrown around #makes it seem stagnant #so i’m guessing another dark lord should turn up in a couple of decades (x)

YOU PUT IT IN WORDS

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

I reblog this a lot but it gives me chills every time i hear it