Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this

This is environmental racism

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

Our Aloe Vera plant got pruned, so guess what that means!!!!!

IT'S ALOE VERA JUICE TIME

Step one: get the spikes off.

This is a pile of ooh, ahh:

And this is a pile of caution:

Uhhhhhhhhhh ok so never mind, I am not making aleo vera juice after all.

Because, uh. This is the first time I've made it??? So I was like "oh I'll just Google it and see if I have to cut the dark green bit off or if I can just chuck the whole thing through the machine," and. Thank goodness I checked. Cause a) yeah you do have to cut the dark green bit off, cause it's HECKING TOXIC, but uh. More importantly??

Turns out there's two primary sub species of aloe. One is greenish-grey and has no spots and is good for digestive health.

And the other has pale spots on it and is fantastic for treating sunburn and is, uh. Very toxic and shouldn't be eaten.

That.... uh. That was a close call.

Here's the two types, for anyone interested. The kind I have is the one on the left. Aka, the non-edible one.

Me, had I drunk my homemade toxic cactus-juice:

Delectable tea, or deadly poison...

@chemicalmagecraft I need you to know that I nearly broke a rib laughing at your addition. Also, your input deserved a fully fledged meme

The real villain

this fuckin movie

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

i might get in trouble for saying this but feet are actually so nasty they belong in socks and nowhere near a mouth im risking my life to post this so plea

Pawpaganda

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

reminds me of this article i came across a little while ago

yknow, when you first hear “Paw Patrol is classist police state propaganda”, you think that sounds stupid as fuck

but then this shit happens and we are reminded that we live in a dystopian nightmare

Ok, but Jason clumsily - but purely - helping and supporting Tahani as she comes to terms with her sexuality is an idea that I could definitely get behind

#tahani: jason i think i’m a lesbian #jason: ok…..cool! we had those in jacksonville #janet: fun fact; there are lesbians everywhere #jason: wooooooah cool

I could hear their voices

the nose non-tutorial by scarletdoves

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

The Great Gatsby

I’m right and I should say it

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

“Hey”

“Hey”

“greetings, whore”

“[fortnite dances]”

why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?

Probably something to do with chemical reactions and how oxygen interacts with the meat of the apple.

I don’t like that you called it meat