Master of Disaster

Chag Sameach! A new Hanukkah series for 2022. Our mouse friend on the first night.

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

Clodsire is perfect and I love him

fuck you

fixed it for u <3

I’m building a dnd class rn called “Just Some Guy” and the whole thing is that they are just supremely bad at combat and ability checks the whole time. at level 20 u get an ability called “Fucking Finally” where u get the level 1 abilities of another class. ur hit dice are d4s and the only thing u have proficiency in is improvised weapons. this is the funniest thing I’ve done in a hot minute

update on the Just Some Guy class

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Finally some useful research being done

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

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The holy trinity

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"