broken toe ass bitch
broke ur bitch ass toe after me get original babe
broken toe ass bitch
broke ur bitch ass toe after me get original babe
the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around
iconic christmas song
These three fucking legends
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
This is what I woke up to at 7 am
We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(
abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you
me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:
sometimes i forget i have depression and it’s like why does everyone else seem fine with being alive
the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays
if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be
there’s something so satisfying about umbrellas that just immediately pop open when you press a button.. so suave.. so sexy.. watch me open my umbrella and shield myself from the rain in one swift movement and tell me that’s not smooth. not hot. you can’t. because it was SO sexy
i’m never hotter than when i just pop open my umbrella and casually swing it to my shoulder. that’s peak me baby. never gonna be any cooler than that
fellas are diss tracks gay
i feel morally&legally obligated to spread the good gospel about billharry but i don’t want anyone to make the false assumption that i give a shit about h*rry p*tter
i think about this every time i use tinder
this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty
the monty hall saga
please watch brooklyn nine-nine
I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.
this is how i want to die
it’s 👏 what 👏 he 👏 deserves 👏