her: do you speak any other languages me: yeah me: yekaterina, petrovna, zamolodchikova,
i would die for carly rae jepsen……..i WILL die for carly rae jepsen
I made Trixie & Katya UNHhhh calling cards! Not-quite-valentines! Send to your lovers and/or uncomfortably intimate friends! (I can make more, just send an ask)
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
When someone comes in on a Sunday with a big banana and expects everything to be peaches:
me: *about to lay down and die*
carly rae jepsen: don’t lay down to die
me: Ok
me in the future
From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*
no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot
2017 horoscope: the luckiest zodiac signs
Leo Scorpio Virgo Aries Aquarius
ive been searching for this for days!!!! iconic