Anon: and?

okay well i have no idea what that was about but all it did was leave me mildly confused so whatever

@ anon: whats up?

I can assure you replies are not coming back. Please don’t believe Tumblr’s bullshit.

this fucking playthrough...

“wait maybe undyne is a girl”

“oh yeah, maybe she just has armor”

???????????

SHE MADE A FUCKING SHIPPING CHART

Holy shit. Okay so, I’m watching Commander Holly and Ross’ Undertale playthrough. Fucking Ross takes the keyboard away from her like the moment she makes a mistake during the Papyrus fight and just completely takes over. But here’s the best part: Ross never figures out he can move left or right. Which isn’t a big deal on it’s own. However:

He makes it to the final attack with one HP left...AND THEN DIES TO THE LAST, TINY, SUPER SLOW BONE. 

Okay but Peridot did nothing to explain why Gems needed an airlock at all in the first place.

Literally the only good thing to come out of Pokemon Colosseum was Miror B.'s theme and nothing else.

*wrote the most about sans by far* what about it

whew

okay have some fresh undertale dark souls crossover AU headcanons

papyrus obviously is a sunbro. he played up to the bell gargoyles and stopped, only because he discovered the joy of jolly co-operation and decided he wanted to stay there and help all his new friends.

undyne is so ornstein it hurts. she would absolutely wear his armor and wield his weapon. she would be pretty damn good at all aspects of the game.

chara is obviously that person who kills every single NPC in the game, even the friendly ones, just to get more souls. they max their soul level out completely with various NG+7 runs and then stop playing forever. they always go for the dark lord ending.

and then theres sans. for the most part, sans doesnt do much in the game. he’ll sometimes co-op with his brother and some other people with fairly normal gear, but mostly just spams emotes and drops random items for people. sometimes when you summon him he just randomly black crystals out for no reason. he’s somehow never around when a darkwraith invades.

naturally, though, he’s secretly a blade of the darkmoon, and if you get invaded by him, well, you all know the meme by now. he’s ridiculously, unbelievably good at pvp. not only that, but he runs cheat engine, only turning it on to punish and fuck with those who are also cheating. he obviously ended up invading chara at some point during the end of their playthrough.

summon the Bone Man

come play dark souls with the bone man

changed my steam name to bone man so people Know The Score when they summon me in dark souls