him: hey :) me: you’re lying
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if u wanna date n not break my heart hmu
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Tobacco companies are killing their best customers, and condom conpanies are killing their future customers
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Big mood
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Mario koala sculpture created to raise awareness for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Australia.
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i want to do everything in my power to decrease awareness of this statue
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It would be really awkward if aliens made first contact on Halloween.
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If you are one in a million there are 7490 people exactly like you.
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Hot tubs are just people soup.
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Despite being the smartest animals, humans make some of the poorest decisions
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mondays more like
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50 days of cm punk | day seventeen (His reactions when his microphone is cut off)
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Logging onto Tumblr
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me: *has a stuffy nose*
me:
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Damn it, Steve
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The most iconic villain in Indiana Jones is a large rock