Probably An Elf

updated comms info!

reblogging this bc i got a free slot left for this month!!

In light of @staff ‘s recent post, let me remind you of the absolute irony of this piece about censorship of trans identities and bodies getting hit with a mature label

Which I cannot seem to be able to appeal 🙃

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck

the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.

"One change the company made was to the gravy, which Sanders had bragged was so good that "it'll make you throw away the durn chicken and just eat the gravy" but which the company simplified to reduce time and cost. As late as 1979 Sanders made surprise visits to KFC restaurants, and if the food disappointed him, he denounced it to the franchisee as "God-damned slop" or pushed it onto the floor.[5][36] In 1973, Sanders sued Heublein Inc.—the then parent company of Kentucky Fried Chicken—over the alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as being "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste".[6]" ......What did his original gravy taste like. WHAT DID HIS GRAVY TASTE LIKE

Wyll is the love of my life and I just think we should talk about him more 🥺❤️

Heart full of fire - Eyes full of stars

Shadowheart 🖤 (Based on William-Adolphe Bouguereau’s “Twilight”! )

And then there were two 👀💅🏼 2/8 🖤🩸

We’re half way let’s gooooo ✨🐸

i bring more hawke hawke!! (aka mine and @highladyofdusk's da2 playthru!)

(commission info // kofi support!)

Dorian Tarot Card

♥ Commissions info ♥ My gallery ♥ My twitter ♥ Support me on Patreon