Emergency Brake

congratulations piracy

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

Can we talk about how funny this scene is

tv show reviews except being gay is the norm

Fave new twitter thread

a dark day... the onion went off

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

GET THEIR ASS

did nonbinary musician gerard way utilize safe cisheteronormativity when singing about sucking dick for cocaine

the next met theme should be anime convention

I don’t wanna see celebrities go half ass on cosplay

Every year on the day of met galla everyone should just flood their social media's with photos of their homemade outfits.

Like, imagine every year you wear your most extravagant dress and do your make-up and hair and just look so elegant and beautiful and you post a picture and everyone is sharing your outfit as if you were a celebrity

And you share every beautiful outfit you see. It would be a chance to see cultures and fashion outside of what we usually see. I wanna see fashion from every corner of the world from the viewpoint of the designers instead of tone deaf celebrities

boot up, Bitch

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

who are those accursed twinks you bastards keep putting on my dash

realizing that this could mean any character that people on tumblr like

im talking about the goth one and the pink one

people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you