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follies and nonsense

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"Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can." --Jane Austen. Laura. Brown-curly-haired female. Librarian. Television fan.
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ddrvbiblgigb

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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merhaskell

I’m reblogging this so something good happens to YOU at 1:42 tomorrow, and now you don’t have to. But also for me.

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gentlekirk

i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood

I figure it like this: she was probably pissed at first for dying, but then a few seconds later she realized she was just released from the mortal coil, a total hindrance.

Picture it: upon that realization, a slow devious grin crosses her face, that grin we all know so well, and then she claps her hands together and growls, “Let’s kick some ass…”

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artofshinga

I FINALLY FINISHED IT! In honor of the brave national parks employees that rebelled against Trump’s anti-science agenda, I have drawn a revolutionary pic of the Parks and Rec characters! <3 REVOLUTION!

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poehlaris

OMG jerry

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Things Trump Might Not Know That I Want Him to Know

Most of his own party hates him and thinks he is absurd and dangerous.

Most of the congresspeople who defend him are doing so only because they are hoping he will hold up long enough to let them enact their own agenda.

Most of the people who work with him, closely, think he is an absurd buffoon, useful only as a blunt club-puppet to get their agenda passed. They do not respect him.

Nearly everyone in every branch of the government who nominally supports him would rather have Pence as the President.

New York will hate him forever. He will claim he doesn’t care, but he does, a lot, and it will hate him forever.

California will hate him forever. He will claim he doesn’t care, but he does, a lot, and it will hate him forever.

He will never have the respect of most of the people whose respect he craves.

All of the people whose respect he craves either hate him or are constantly rolling their eyes at him or are laughing at him or both.

He will never have the respect of a single other world leader. Even most other populist-nationalist-racist types all think he’s a goofball and a lightweight.

Putin is laughing at him, hard, all the time.

Hollywood will hate him forever. He will claim he doesn’t care, but he does, a lot, and it will hate him forever.

He is not very smart, and does not have the best words.

He cannot form a recognizable English sentence.

He is embarrassing.

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