โBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.โ
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.ย
- She ainโt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a โZโ, ends with an โiโ, and isnโt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- Iโm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ฟ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donโt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donโt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iโll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iโll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheโs back lmao must reblog. Iโm sorry guys
I tried to scroll past twice and I couldnโt. Fuck this website man.
what's so great about the mummy 1999?
are you ready for this?ย
it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.
i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.weโve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and itโs a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.
and the characters are so LIT
we got our main babe,ย evelynย โmotherfuckingโย carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evieโs greatest hits:ย
- โwhat is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!โ
- *after totally destroying the library*ย โiโve just made a bit of a mess in the library.โ
- โno harm ever came from reading a book.โ
- evelyn:ย *upon opening the tomb* โiโve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.โrick: โyou dream about dead guys?โ
- โoops.โ
then weโve got rick โbrendan fraserโ oโconnell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rickโs greatest hits:
- *screams at mummy*
- *screams at sand*
- *screams at things that are illogical to scream at*
- *screams*
next is our Comedic Relief Characterโข,ย jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. heโs there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isnโt justย there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathanโs greatest hits:
- evelyn: โhave you no respect for the dead?โjonathan: โof course i do, but sometimes iโd rather like to join them.โ same.
- oh and that time he was likeย โIMHOTEPโ and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, yโall know what iโm talking about right??
then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. heโs tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)
and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extraโข. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason.ย
and all the side characters are also gr8.
now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies itโs macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit.ย
rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each otherโs strengths and cover each otherโs weaknesses. they are the literally definition of:ย โthose two. in a fight, theyโre lethal. around each other, they meltโ
what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.
the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.
so many good things.
itโs just great.
#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy
itโs a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:
There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. - Roger Ebert
My fave for so long
I canโt believe they oblitered straight men like that
Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage,ย but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Becauseย they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just because the color of our skin is not what they want to see!
Simone Bilesโs fantastic performance has been covered by many news outlets all these years! Now we can see the real difference!
#BlackGirlsMagic
Itโs like a metaphor of what millenials have to do to get jobs vs baby boomers lol
I was debating whether to reblog but that last comment did it for me
An app like Tinder for people that want to meet up and fight
i feel it in my bones, iโm on F I R E
FUCK
NO
OHMYGOD
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKKย
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
do yourself a favor and hit play. then reblog it for all to experience.
its back on my dash yes
O_O
HOLY BALLS
*gets set on fire because is is so good*
YESSSSSS
YESSSSSS ITS BACJ
S BACK
Remorse code
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesnโt
โYouโd be surprisedโ, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely โmen canโt be rapedโ anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I donโt reblog this, assume Iโm dead.
Always reblog this
Both of these people deserved these covers. They are role models.ย
Not just for their faith but culture, class, talent and style.
His so pprecious
The houses as.... Writers
Gryffindor:ย
- the hemingwayโsย of the world
- their writing is full of angst and personal experience
- can often come across as anecdotic- they take what has happened to them and apply it to a broader spectrum
- there is an underlying current of passion in everything they write
- many late nights w/ coffee because they were suddenly inspired at 2am while nearly dreaming
Ravenclaw:ย
- the fantasy writers
- create whole worlds bc they arenโt satisfied with the oneโs they are in
- stories often make a statement on real world issues in a creative way
- prefers to use a typewriter/hand-write their stories
- shares their ideas with very few
- almost never finishes a story bc they have so many half-finished ideas swirling in their heads
Slytherin:ย
- the realistic writers
- creates painfully authentic, multi-faceted characters with abundant flaws
- their writings arenโt meant to teach a lesson; simply to share a story
- draw inspiration from those around them; MAJOR people watchers
- their writing is highly sophisticated and not easy to digest; you have to pay attention to every detail
- prefer writing in the 3rd person; like to take an omnipotent view as a way of removing themselves from the piece
- take great pride in their work and donโt reveal it until itโs at a standard that they approve of (and that bar is HIGH)ย
Hufflepuff:ย
- the poets
- a lot of YA authors are hufflepuff
- create beautiful imagery in everything they write
- their attention to detail is impeccable; they want to ensure that what they imagine is what the audience also envisions
- their writing is raw with emotion and makes the reader feel for the characters
- 1st person stories
- very open/receptive to criticism; seeks out ways to improve upon their creation
- their stories always have a moral that they want the world to know
- everything they write is a piece of them
In that moment we were all Tina.
Whoโs your Murder Daddy?