first thing i say to my self in the morning
Katayama Bokuyo
the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things
Unmarried person spotted.
you seem straight
Instagram: @louislanne
夜は歌う
carnet hiver
balle c’est bite en suédois
old people be like back in my day they sung about REAL shit then they put it on and its like waoohh i love my baby and she is a sweetie
one of my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts of pine needles before gym class to make myself sick so i didnt have to particpate, like it didnt even occur to me to just pretend to be sick, i just went ‘yes. eating pine needles is the only option’
my second favorite thing about this is that literally no one stopped me. everyone could see me picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but everyone was like ‘alright thats cool’
Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub
i like animals that look like they have information
just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
where are you gonna keep it
:)
I don’t like this post very much
Idk what it is about this answer that made me laugh so hard