farcille doodle for femslash february + valentine's day ❣️

Movie Amy 🩷

FISHH!!! :3

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

I went as Crona to Kumoricon

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

This is so funny

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.

"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"

"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"

"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?

Do you think Dax's past lives talk to them like the Disco Elysium skills

JADZIA -- These options seem awfully horny or deranged. What if I don't want to say any of these things?

CURZON -- Say one of these horny or deranged things or fuck off.

he’s hungry 😋

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Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and

I thought I had something

But it quickly fell apart...

Too small, too powerful