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Fuck Yeah Prince Philip!

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Proudly run by Prince Philip's Fucking Assistant, KCOK, CVO, USN, since 2012 and delightfully inappropriate. 🤘🏻  Butthurt lady on anon is mad I'm not "nice" 24/7.
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I, too, have constructed a fort of pillows and blankets (and bae, of course).

My very gay not girlfriend and I have decided to take our bullshit and move it somewhere else. This hellsite is getting increasingly more atrocious to use, and I personally am over trying to sort of re-invent this, unsuccessfully, as I try to move on from the trauma of the way I've been treated in this fandom for *checks notes* running a blog about a royal guy. It's inhibiting expression and not fun anymore. I am 37 years old and on my 2nd life. I am tired of holding back because I don't want to further be harassed, psychoanalyzed, insulted, told to end my existence in various ways, berated, scolded/treated like a little boy, talked to like I'm too fucking stupid to understand anything *cackles in above average IQ*, and generally disrespected for no fucking reason.

Also I'm getting more and more anti-Meghan followers who are not only lacking critical thinking skills, but are also hella conservative and anti-alphabet which, considering I fall into that category somewhere now, gives me Concern™. Sea Duke is for everyone, just like hockey and beer (unless you have Celiac Disease, then don't do that, I will drink it for you), even the horse piss Anheuser-Busch has branded Bud Light.

This will not be abandoned; I've put too much work into it to do that. Content will be even more sparse though.

If you would like to join me/us in this endeavor, I can send you invite codes for free dollars and zero cents; pls to message me. I'm not posting the link to my account because I don't want the crazy following it and killing what brain cells I have left. I told y'all I'd stay until this was no longer fun. Well, that time has come. This is no longer a happy place for me, especially since his death.

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“It's going to sound petty and unfair but… I started to have a little dislike for the veteran English actresses, because of their declarations of friendship towards Camilla. Even Judi Dench, who is exceptional, now leaves me with a bitter taste because of her clumsy defense of Camilla in relation to The Crown.” - Submitted by Anonymous

"One said what one said." -M

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“Kate’s diagnosis and recovery makes no sense. She has preventative chemotherapy (so not actual cancer UNLIKE Charles), hasn’t had any work engagements (UNLIKE Charles) and hasn’t even made an appearance since the announcement (UNLIKE Charles!!!).” - Submitted by Anonymous

“Kate’s diagnosis and recovery makes no sense."

The time you spent complaining could have been spent looking this up on a search engine but NOOOO you out here willingly choosing stupidity.

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“I don’t know if Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip had remained faithful to one another all throughout their 70 years of marriage. It’s hard to think that they were. But tbh I feel like they really did adore each other and had a great companionship until the end of their lives. Honestly, not bad. Not bad at all.” - Submitted by Anonymous

Wow y'all really gonna disrespect Ma'am and Sir like that. The fucking audacity.

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“Cancer is a tricky disease, years could pass before they win their battle with cancer so it's not a feasible or realistic option for Charles and Kate to choose not to go back to their royal duties until they're declared healed. While Charles seems to grasp that and is making an effort to at least make some public appearances, it's clear that someone in the Palace needs to step up and talk to Kate whose pride has her hell-bent on hiding til she can present her highly curated perfect persona again” - Submitted by Anonymous

“This must be really hard for Kate. Decades spent trying to appear perfect: perfect girlfriend, perfect wife, perfect mother, perfect person, perfect royal, perfect future queen only to find out you're only human. You get sick and try to hide it because being sick isn't perfect, losing your hair to chemo isn't perfect so let's make it all seem perfect and release a perfect Mother's day photo except everyone finds out it isn't real and you're forced to tell the world you & your life aren't perfect” - Submitted by Anonymous

Bruh y'all Instagrams are littered with filtered and edited photos sit the fuck down.

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“I love the 1950s royals like Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth II, & Princess Margaret. Royals nowadays are sucks especially William. Don't like him at all!” - Submitted by Anonymous

We are not using Sea Duke as a vehicle to carry your hate boner. He deserves better than that.

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Upon reflection, I think I watched that doc before. But that's the beauty of a TBI; give it a few years and it's Brand New™ again.

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Fandom Ask Game!

Some are specific to writers or artists, but I made sure to include questions for everyone!

  1. OTP?
  2. OT3?
  3. NoTP?
  4. Is there a popular pairing you don't necessarily dislike but aren't too invested in?
  5. Out of all your fanworks that include [character], which is your favourite?
  6. Show us a bit of a WIP!
  7. Is there a piece of clothing you think [character] is particularly fond of/that you imagine them wearing a lot or like to draw them in?
  8. How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?
  9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed!
  10. What's your favourite piece of fanart for [character]?
  11. What's your favourite piece of fanart for [ship]?
  12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with?
  13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?
  14. Is there a character or ship you were so sure you would never write/draw but now you've changed your mind?
  15. Have you noticed your style change over time?
  16. Do people irl know you participate in fandom?
  17. What's a book, movie, or show you think [character] would like?
  18. Type [charater]'s name and tell us what the autocomplete suggests as the next word
  19. What's your favourite thing about [fandom] (the people in it, not the media you're all enjoying together)?
  20. When did you first join Tumblr? How long was it between that and finding [fandom]?
  21. Go onto your AO3. Which ship have you written for the most? The least? Does this correspond to who you consider your "favourite?"
  22. Give us a headcanon for [character]
  23. Has your favourite character/ship changed over time?
  24. What's your favourite thing about [character]?
  25. What's your least favourite thing [character] said or did?
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