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Texts from JeanMarco

@textsfromjeanmarco / textsfromjeanmarco.tumblr.com

An SnK parody blog featuring Jean Kirschtein, Marco Bodt and their wild no-homo to full-homo adventures. Captions borrowed from TFLN. Warning for NSFW texts and all-around tomfoolery. Will also occasionally feature other characters from the SnK canon. Enjoy your stay! love, cherrypikkins.
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new years and time zones

Friend, who lives in UTC +8: HAPPY NEW YEAR

Me, who lives in PT -8: TAG YOUR FUCKING SPOILERS

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Anonymous asked:

I missed you!!!!

Thank you!!! Sorry for the missed texts, I’ve been busy!!! ;A; Will try to get back on schedule for the new year!!!

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dad caught me about to mix rum into my coke, he was like ‘girl wtf you think you’re doing? mix it with whiskey instead!’ and gave me an entire flask of crown royale

in the same vein, mama caught me grabbing a granola bar from the kitchen and when she asked me ‘wtf u doin’ I told her I was getting a snack and she asked ‘why the hell you’re getting a granola for a snack when there’s ICECREAM in the freezer?’

anyway, we split an entire carton of cookie dough ice cream.

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