friendly reminder for things you might have forgotten!

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

i posted it and then i heard it

Im gonna derail.

This Is my cat. His name is Squirt.

Squirt supremacy.

SQUIRT SUPREMACY!!!

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

choose your side

hooray gang rise

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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MY TOUYS

Ireland be like

So many people have reblogged this with such intense yearning in their tags and it makes my heart happy every time.

@fukushima-kamikrazee-war-boy

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

what a funky lil dude

@uncle-mojave

I picked one up. Nice and bumpy desert puppy

North Rim views.

Places you might find @uncle-mojave

I been there a fair bit. I'm usually more northwest by about 100 miles. Looks like a good place to set a Mormon on fire and toss him in.

Dramatic baby

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"