te voy a escribir la canción más bonita del mundo ✌

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

sure if you live in a submarine

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

ok tumblr.

settle a disagreement

(if it doesn't even have a name where you live, select the 'no' option please!)

(if YOU have to work but most people in your region don't, select the yes option)

reblog for sample size! THANK YOUUUUUUUU

(i forgot to change the time this runs for NOOOOOOO)

[Utena] a single perpetual motion machine

how I learned photoshop: I clicked on a lot of things.

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

^ the future face of cyber security