the fact that you can work full time in this country and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day

me: *understands one word without subtitles*

me: im practically fluent

this fic is a work of art

I fucking love My Immortal.

This fanfic honestly changed who i am as person. 

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.

Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.

"Dong," he said. "Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong."

"What’s that?" said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.

"Open up," he said, unzipping. "That’s the fuck doorbell."

I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book

*me to my white crush*

give us our land back so i know its real

Here’s the thing: I’m an asshole. Even if I’m nicer to you than anyone ever has been. Even if I fucking love the shit out of you. Even if you’re my favorite person ever. I am still an asshole. Forever and always

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

this is way better

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue