We Live in a Spaceship, Dear

Where I get me a man like this???

check the morgue on the fifth of july

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen (Born to Run, 1975)

bro i really mightve wasted my summer praying in vain... bro wheres that savior who was supposed to rise from these streets... bro

☀️ Happy Bald Man Summer 💕

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 8.22 The Summer of George

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a form of social media. which i don’t. #freedom #technologicallyfree #offline #amish

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

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The caption really doesn’t do it justice.

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

@pscentral event 14: your url

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

Johnny Cash songs don’t miss

Neither does God it seems

congrats for being the funniest person on my dash tonight