Jurassic Park: Reeves’s Pheasant Edition
dinosaurs didn’t all go extinct. some of them survived and evolved into that group of jerks who hog the whole sidewalk and won’t adjust formation for other pedestrians
at first I was like “wow thats a lot of birds” AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND
U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G
this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen
cr1tikal won $500 on a scratch off lottery ticket then used the money to buy more lottery tickets
Reblog the luck cr1tikal and luck and prosperity will come your way!
new cryptid
whatever the fuck my original personality was before i was depressed
Survival Tips
i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack
reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune
do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more
(via ashrebirth)
BPD stands for Bitch Please Die
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
Hope your pets are immortal
“I receive the money I need in time.”
I can pay my rent and any other debts I have. My financial situation is improving.
Requested by @felinabella
Things I Need:
1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000
Life update Aug. 2 2017
Still not dead Kind of found a job Still empty and depressed but I'm staying alive for like 3 someones and my cats. Like if you read this
concept: me sitting at the edge of saturn’s rings observing the stars and the cosmos with my cat