it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

believe me lil bro it’ll be ok

wasn’t quite sure what you meant by alpha, mikey

like, universe alpha or werewolf alpha

i went for both

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.

Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated poetry for children,

drew cartoons for Playboy,

and made the most terrifying album cover of all time.

Don't put artists in a box.

I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.

goodnight :)

Day 93: Favorite younger siblings and they’re all apart of the traumatized lil bro club lol

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Its actually so important to me

Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

Cats have the need to spill blood.

but we love the doofus murder-floofs so please keep your tiny psychopathic predators INSIDE your house

Discomfort is necessary for growth. Lean into it. Sit in it. You’re better for it.

Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters

YES OMG

i often use wikipedia to get basic information and then fact check with “more reliable sources” so my teachers don’t get pissed and it has ALWAYS BEEN ACCURATE. in fact, sometimes the “more reliable sources” turn out to be LESS ACCURATE THAN WIKIPEDIA. it’s SO easy to use and has SO much free information and it kinda pisses me off that we’re taught that wikipedia is the devil and should never be trusted when it’s a super good source of information.

Wikipedia is a great source of information but until it’s reputation is over done, a way to get around being unable to reference Wikipedia is to scroll down and check the references on the article itself. Saves you having to find a ton of resources on your own, and since these references are where the Wikipedia information is from, it means if you can find the right citation at the bottom, you can indirectly use Wikipedia as a source.

Look, to be fair, back when Wikipedia first showed up it was VERY much the Wild Wild West. 

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Oh my god today one of the customers gave me fish again

I feel like I’ve missed some context here.

I work in a coastal town. A couple of years ago one customer was buying some salad and said it was to go with the fish he just caught, and I said “wow, I don’t think I’ve ever had fish that fresh before”. He promised to catch me one and a few months later came in with a whole ass fish he had caught for me.

A couple months ago a different customer was talking about how he and his daughter were going to have fish they had caught for dinner and I told him the story about the first guy. He ALSO promised to bring me some, and a week later gave me a fillet of parrot fish he had caught earlier that day.

Tonight he came in and specifically asked for me, and when I showed up he had another WHOLE ASS FISH that he had scaled and gutted to give to me. I told him he really didn’t have to do that (and thanked him like 10 times) and he insisted he had had extra and had eaten enough fish to be sick of it anyway.

Customers just give me fresh caught fish now I guess it’s wild

What the fuck, Nicola

WHAT I DIDN’T (TECHNICALLY) ASK FOR THIS

my boyfriend is now concerned that fisherman are trying to court me

If it is a comfrt to your boyfriend, this is not courtship behavior but the natural generousity of people who have stumbled into an abundance of something and want to share their good fortune/they’re really sick of eating it.

Inland, this is the same instinct that drives people to leave bags of Zucchini on thier neighbor’s doorsteps starting in mid-july.