here he is

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I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.

me, riding a bike: wow this is just like in stranger things

It’s 5AM and I’m turning up…….. the oven to 425 to make some pizza rolls

october mood

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

when you are french canadian this is 100% more funny

how did they get my grade 5 french teacher for this?

as a french (from France), i can confirm this is 50 times funnier

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree