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Mage doing Magey things

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30 isn't that old...is it?
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kroovv

Durge doesn’t need a pain killer when their boyfriend is a pained killer 💪✨

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coconutdays

imagine you live in the same apartment complex and thinking sukuna hates you because when you first met him you asked him what floor he needed to get off at so you could press the button for him and he gave you the NASTIEST look

then said a mean, ”seven” and stayed quiet until he got off and side eyed you like a dick

the truth is that you DO piss him off BUT it’s because the moment you made eye contact with him he felt his heart do a cartwheel and that’s worse than the white haired freak neighbor of his that can never shut up

nonetheless one day you’re holding a bunch of shit in your arms in the elevator because you forgot your bag in your car, one of them being a book that slips from your grasp unnoticed as you get off in the lobby

and when sukuna goes in to get the book and turns around, you’re long gone

so he takes it to his place to give to you whenever he spots you

but curiosity gets the best of him and he sees all these pink little papers sticking out so he opens the pages to them to see what’s the deal

turns out it’s an erotica book and the pink papers were on pages with the filthiest descriptions that give sukuna a hard on because cute little you with the “what floor ? :D” looking ass was reading about getting face fucked and getting endlessly creampied

Now this makes me fear for someone to find my favorite books. And now want you to make fucking head canons with different characters in this same scenario.

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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malacandrax

What if vampires have terrible cold tolerance? (Elves sleep because I said so.)

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