reblog before december 17th

But they’re not female presenting

It’s a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?

— Sylvia Plath

— Audrey Hepburn

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

Crucial Ingredients for a Great Relationship

1. Shared sense of humour; lots of laughter and fun

2. Little gestures of thoughtfulness

3. Personal space (there needs to be separateness in your togetherness)

4. Having the ability to spend hours together (simply doing routine or humdrum things)

5. Having “fairness and respect” rules in place for when you argue or fight

6. Having an attraction that goes beyond the physical; liking each other, and your personality

7. Believing that your partner has what it takes to live the life they want to live – believing in them always, especially when they’re down

8. Having a relationship that’s built on trust, openness, honesty and faithfulness.

Fall in Yosemite

A cactus is just a really aggresive cucumber.

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

Being adult is having the “We have food at home” talk with yourself

me when i gotta pretend im enjoying myself at family parties:

Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

Christmas is rolling in.

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it.