suh dude

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

let it be known he is chilling like crazy

shampoo & conditioner… aka the “salt & pepper” of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers

literally this

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer

I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

men join bands in order to access socially acceptable situations to be homoerotic in

castiel gives dean the saddest eyes of all time and dean is just like—man i have GOT to flirt with him

there should be a way less flirty kiss emoji to use for kissing your friends and family

😘 <- this thing looks so salacious and the ones without the heart (😗😙😚) don’t read as “kisses” to me they read as someone doing duck lips

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

me when there is in fact a deadline