comeback kid

all eldest children are obligated to leave their hometowns as early as possible lest they succumb to the various generational curses

Sometimes I forget that not everyone is attracted to butch women. Like, I showed a picture of Tracy Chapman to my friend (she's bi) and she was like, "Oh, she's cool..." Like??

I guess in my mind, I figured we all thought butch women were like, hot as shit and we just downplayed it in public so we didn't seem like freaks. But no, there are some weirdos who don't actually feel the full brunt of their sexuality come down on them when they see a butch woman.

A real head scratcher.

I wouldn't trust y'all with the guillotine like y'all would make reign of terror 2 with petty shit like well this dentist has a nice house and perhaps a few decorative pillows while some fucking billionaire sells you the parts to build the guillotine from his private beachfront property

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

"You can portray bad things in fiction if it's done in a negative light!"

maybe this is just me, but the author shouldn't have to hold your hand & tell you explicitly that what's happening in the story is bad.

Sometimes, the narration of the story portrays it as good, or "romanticizes" it because the character narrating is a terrible person. That doesn't mean the author condones it, it means the *character* thinks it's okay!

You should have enough critical thinking skills & media literacy to reach that conclusion on your own, and if you don't, I recommend Disney Junior for your viewing pleasure, rather than adult content.

Don't worry, they'll tell you exactly the lesson they want you to learn over there, in painfully explicit detail.

That might be more your speed.

having an experience

THE WOUND (WO)MAN

Arman, Marizibill / @ffoart / Hans von Gersdorff, from Feldtbuch der Wundartzney / Hannibal (2013-2015) prop sketch

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

nowhere else

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a video of 3 ex buzzfeed employees who I watch once in a blue moon on a couch explaining a large change to their channel and also apologizing for it, I would have at LEAST 2 nickels

Possibly more as I don’t stay up with YouTube drama

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn’t my oyster, it’s my deluxe lego set.

we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before

We live in an age of regrettably half-assed insults. I would have done great at like 1654 where you could walk up to someone you don't like and just say shit like "how cruel can nature be, that now age denies you wisdom, as youth once forbade you beauty" and get stabbed.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here