NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

I vote we revive this shit.

Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.

Y’know what? Yes. If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.

What will you do for 100K?

50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.

100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

In my 404 error

Moms back on tumblr I can’t be horny on main anymore

BEHAVE MA’AM

(I’ll turn a blind eye)

That’s basically permission- back to my regularly scheduled sporadic postings

CONFIRMED

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

Moms back on tumblr I can’t be horny on main anymore

BEHAVE MA’AM

(I’ll turn a blind eye)

I feel at home already

@roadwrkahead

Came back to tumblr for my bi monthly viewing because I saw Reddit refugees are here. Welcome, friends. Welcome to the chaos

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

when people kinda disappear from tumblr that means they’re either doing really well or really bad

I just came to check how tumblr is doing and immediately saw like six Supernatural memes about Percy Jackson and David Tennant being The Doctor.

yes

*moves objects with my mind via my hands and arms*