Idk.

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

Need me a freak like that

Awwwww

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

I love Gordon.

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

me: i won’t get jealous me: who…that… :+)… .…

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

here i am….just chillin……like the boring bitch i am

“it’s the most beautiful thing I ever saw”

Daughter: [chanting and snapping rhythmically] “Can you do a split on a dick?”

Mother: [chanting along] “Girl, how you think yo’ mama got thick?” 

Daughter: [screaming] “WHAT?!

Omfg, this is too damn funny not to reblog…

Hahahaha