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Guess who just got suspended from school for kicking a teacher in the balls. Being Masaomi is fun~!
“What the hell Izaya?!?!?!!”
“What about my exams?!”
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the-masaomi-kida:
“Yep still a good kid.”
“I have done nothing that even compares to half of the shit you’ve done.”
「I haven’t done a single thing since I’m you now~! So You’re a such a good kid! That means I’m a good idea && don’t have to deal a group of angry mobsters later tonight~!」
“I can’t say the same about you!! Every fucking corner I turn there’s someone who’s outright pissed off at you!!”
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the-masaomi-kida:
“What the hell did I ever do to deserve this?..I’m a good kid..”
「A good kid with a gang that can easily kill anyone you choose… Yeah, SUCH A GOOD KID.」
“Yep still a good kid.”
“I have done nothing that even compares to half of the shit you’ve done.”
“What the hell did I ever do to deserve this?..I’m a good kid..”
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"EXPLAIN!"
「You actually expect me to know? This is just as a mystery as it is to you, Kida-san. Or should say say, Izaya-san~」
Izaya smirk and snickered. If he was going to suffer than he might as well make the boy’s experience just as bad.
the-masaomi-kida:
“….Sh-Shut the fuck up that’s none of your business you fucking perv!!!!”
「It’s not really being perverted if I’m STUCK IN THIS BODY!」
He let out a sigh, rubbing the tension in-between his brows as his tried to think. This was so freaking stupid… Even if he can’t figure out this freak-show accident, he hoped to the gods it wasn’t permanent.
「Okay… I’m not really sure how to switch us back right now so… We gotta live out pretending to be each-other for the time being.」
“How do you expect me to do that?! I don’t know all the information you know..a-and I have exams!!!”
He looked genuinely nervous about this as he thought about the amount of enemies Izaya has made that he now has to deal with..
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"EXPLAIN!"
「You actually expect me to know? This is just as a mystery as it is to you, Kida-san. Or should say say, Izaya-san~」
Izaya smirk and snickered. If he was going to suffer than he might as well make the boy’s experience just as bad.
the-masaomi-kida:
“If you weren’t wearing my face right now I would knock you on your fucking ass!!!”
He clenched his fist in annoyance, “Fucking figure this out and fast I have exams!!”
「Do I look like Jesus to you? If I knew how this happen I would have already figured out of this disgusting preteen body of yours. When was the last fucking time you had release? I never had a morning wood this hard since I was thirteen.」
“....Sh-Shut the fuck up that’s none of your business you fucking perv!!!!”
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"EXPLAIN!"
「You actually expect me to know? This is just as a mystery as it is to you, Kida-san. Or should say say, Izaya-san~」
Izaya smirk and snickered. If he was going to suffer than he might as well make the boy’s experience just as bad.
“If you weren’t wearing my face right now I would knock you on your fucking ass!!!”
He clenched his fist in annoyance, “Fucking figure this out and fast I have exams!!”
Anonymous asked:
M!A Switch bodies with fawking-izaya for 1 week.
Stretching and yawning, the teen slid out of bed to get ready for school. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and went into the bathroom. He looked in the mirror once,..then double looked.
MANLY SCREAMING!!
“Not again!!!!”
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…at least I had the sᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ to f i g h t .
“Man it sure did get quiet all of a sudden..”
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Izaya Vs Masaomi in a top hat war
Then shizuo comes in and just throws them both out the window becoming the undisputed king of top hats.
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UNIDSPUTED KING OF TOPHATS
*SCREAMING* i did a thing that made you do a thing!!!
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I can plot twist the shit out of this thread
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drrrectory
Hi, everybody– could you do me a huge favor and like/reblog this post if you’re a Durarara!! roleplay blog? I’m making a new directory (masterlist), mainly because I haven’t seen any that are up to date, but also because I’m genuinely curious about how many blogs are actually active in this fandom. OC, multi-OC, gender-bent, and cross-over Durarara!! blogs are also welcome, I’ll put you on the list!
– But even if you aren’t in the fandom, feel free to relog this to get it circulating.
Anonymous asked:
dude who did you kill to get that url XD
Homicide isn’t my style. The mother fucker is still screaming in the basement after 3 years!
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Draw the Squad Challenge with the Van Gang
Made for kadotan
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Kida Masaomi || Durarara! episode 18
Source: kammishiro